• Clark Gable‘s grandson, Clark Gable III, was stabbed in the chest during a brawl he started at a party in Calabasas last month. He suffered a brief spell of lung damage. 

• The rapper Eve is under the impression that chicken fingers are a vegetarian dish. 

• It seems unlikely, but something Paris Hilton once said has been etched in stone, added to the new edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. And it’s not “That’s hot.” Rather, it’s “Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in.”

• The boys of Spandau Ballet are in training for their comeback tour. 

• At the US Open, shirtless tennis guy Rafael Nadal was jumped and kissed by a male fan who loves him. Nadal unruffled.  

• Tongues in London are wagging that Jonah Hill and Elvis Presley‘s granddaughter Riley Keough are dating.

• Did you know that Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins have been fired from SNL and replaced by two other women?  

• PETA‘s new anti-fur anti-leather commercial starring Pam Anderson, Steve-O, Andy Dick, Carol Leifer, and Nina Hagen, which was supposed to debut tomorrow at New York’s airports, has been pulled as too racy. (Watch the video on the post below.)

• Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley will be adopting a baby girl this week. 

• Hugh Hefner has filed to become a bachelor again.