• Age-defying Demi Moore refutes rumors of $300,000 cosmetic surgery procedures. 

• Joan Rivers was heartbroken when Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy decided against renting her $25 million apartment for $200,000 a week. 

• Adam Goldstein‘s recent addiction to Xanax was a result of doctors prescribing the drug to subdue the anxiety he suffered after the horrific plane crash he barely survived a year ago.

• Chris Brown still loves Rihanna. 

• Tacky Spencer Pratt handed out copies of the Playboy with wife Heidi‘s spread in it to all the first-class passengers on a flight from the Bahamas to LAX. Soon after, flight attendants handed out barf bags to those same passengers.

• Carrie Prejean is suing the Miss California pageant for libel, public disclosure of private facts, religious discrimination, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

• Bad Boys 3 is being developed, and Rambo 5 is at the starting gate. 

• Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley are going head-to-head for the part of Eliza Doolittle in the My Fair Lady remake. Wethinks shooting that would make the better movie.

• Seems Ted Kennedy was fond of Chappaquiddick jokes. 

• Prosecutors are asking that the model-raping fashion designer Anand Jon Alexander receive the maximum 160 years and six months in prison when he is sentenced on Monday. 

• Sex and the City‘s Chris Noth was on deejay duty in Rio de Janeiro. 

• Family feud. Oasis cofounder, guitarist, and songwriter Noel Gallagher has left the band, citing his inability to work with his brother Liam “a day longer.”