• Turns out Bermie Madoff is dying of cancer, so probably won’t serve his full 150-year sentence after all.

• Michael Jackson‘s death has been ruled a homicide. Now bury him, and let’s get back to our regularly scheduled lives.  

• Photos of the Canadian motel room where Jasmine Fiore‘s alleged murderer Ryan Jenkins hanged himself from a coat rack have been released.

• 50-year-old author Candace Bushnell is married to a 40-year-old and rejects “cougar’ label. 

• Julia Roberts‘ niece, actress Emma Roberts, took her boyfriend, Dathan Kuppin, backstage between acts of the Rock of Ages Broadway musical apparently just to show off the hickeys she created on his neck. 

• The five books Barack Obama will meet in Martha’s Vineyard.  

• Julia Child‘s Mastering the Art of French Cooking has just made the best-seller list, 48 years after it was first published.