• Reality contestant Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who allegedly murdered his Playboy-model wife of five months and packed her neatly in a suitcase, is suspected to have escaped to Canada – on foot.
• Past Project Runway winners will compete tonight to design the gown Nicole Kidman will wear to the New York premiere of Nine.
• A hurt Jennifer Aniston can’t see what Renée Zellweger has that she doesn’t that would cause Bradley Cooper to “screw her over” for the squinty-eyed actress.
• Kourtney Kardashian, who’s keeping her baby, is now thinking she might expose her pregnant belly in a nude shot for the cover of Rolling Stone.
• All the single ladies: Jason Schwartzman just got married!
• The Beatles‘ animated movie, Yellow Submarine, is to become a Robert Zemeckis 3-D remake, a Broadway musical, and a Cirque du Soleil spectacle.
• She’s blamed for the break-up of Billy Crudup and pregnant Mary-Louis Parker, but now that she’s engaged to Hugh Dancy, Claire Danes is all for monogamy.
• Now that naysayer brother Michael is dead, the Jackson brothers‘ A&E reality show can happen.
• All the single gentlemen: Louis Vuitton designer Marc Jacobs is marrying his boyfriend this weekend.
• According to his daughter Coco Sumner, Sting knows nothing about Tantric sex and those stories of his eight-hour sessions with wife Trudie were fabricated as a joke by Bob Geldof. We’ve been stung.
• Phil Spector is said to be furious he’s locked in the same prison as Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan when, in fact, he’s in the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility and those two are in the Corcoran State Prison two miles away.
