• Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn. Hey, didn’t we already have this story? Or was it Sean Penn who filed for divorce from Robin Wright Penn the last time? Those two!
• Johnny Knoxville to be a dad again.
• Heidi Pratt has threatened to reveal more in her next Playboy spread. Unless what? ‘Cause we’ll do it if it’ll stop her.
• Paula Abdul still could kick the collective butt of her replacement hopefuls and return to American Idol. This is not over yet.
• Michael Jackson still could be buried. This is not over yet.
• Hailey Glassman calls TLC The Lying Channel.
• Have a Coke and a smile. Quentin Tarantino recounts to Howard Stern the time last year when Brad Pitt offered him a slice of hash and a Coke can to smoke it from. (Audio)
• On a related note: Movies be damned, Brad Pitt admits he “just likes kicking ass, period.”
• Disgraced teen beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche has accused her Celebrity Rehab roommate Mindy McCready of stealing her hard drive, which contained the currently hot tape of her, Eric Dane, and Rebecca Gayheart cavorting nude.
• Madonna says Jesus is the love of her life.
• Michael Lohan, while stalking his daughter Lindsay at chichi parties, suddenly reverses his opinion of her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
• Whoda thunk it? Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have been together for seven years.
• Former So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Alex Da Silva has been arrested and charged with four counts of rape.
