• Jessica Simpson, who’s losing weight to get back at Tony Romo for dumping her, is getting grief from the Native Americans for using the term “Indian giver.”

• Are men already tired of seeing Megan Fox? 

• “It’s so tough being an actor,” claimed Brad Pitt at the Berlin premiere of Inglourious Basterds yesterday. “Sometimes they bring you coffee, and sometimes it’s cold, and sometimes you don’t have a chair to sit on.” Such a kidder.

• ESPN’s Erin Andrews says it sucks “being treated like fucking Britney Spears.”

• Future Steven Spielberg–Peter Jackson blockbuster-movie subject, Belgian comic book character Tintin, was created by a racist anti-Semite, claims a new book. 

• Kid Rock says Twitter is gay. 

• Ha ha, Miley Cyrus is sending secret messages to an obsessed 53-year-old man in Georgia by way of her TV show. Yeah, he’s been arrested.

• Actress January Jones is so skinny now that her Mad Men girdle just hangs on her.

• Ryan Tedder finds it “hurtful & absure” that Kelly Clarkson has accused him of ripping off one of his own songs for her “Already Gone” single.

• The king is dead, long live the king. Now that Michael Jackson is dead, Kanye West has crowned himself the King of Pop. (Quick, someone check him for propofol.) “It’s so sad to see Michael gone,” West said at his imaginary inauguration, “but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on.”

• Paris Hilton still tortured over her sex tape 1 Night in Paris.