• Even before he dumped her for good, Tony Romo once dumped Jessica Simpson in a Texas IHOP parking lot and drove off.

• Harry Potter‘s Emma Watson is not dead. That’s just silly.

• A just-surfaced outtake from the cover of 1968’s unlistenable John Lennon and Yoko Ono album, Two Virgins, is selling for $54,000. It’s of a naked Lennon sitting in a chair and, according to a source, “in an excited state and let’s just say you can tell he’s not Jewish.”

• Paris Hilton says she’s a character she made up.  

• Dr Conrad Murray is now the main “person of interest” in the manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. 

• Kendra Wilkinson is writing a memoir “a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says the press release. The dust jacket will be a fold-out airbrushed nudie pic of the author. No, wait. The book won’t be wearing a dust jacket. 

• A sight for Saw eyes. The Saw mill is working on number VII.

• The ugly truth is that Gerard Butler has lost his six pack and now wears sunglasses and a baseball cap at the gym to hide his shame. Trouble is, his head’s not where the trouble is.