• Calvin Harris tweeted “IT’S MY FUCKING SONG YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS” after YouTube removed his “Ready for the Weekend” music video for copyright infringement.

• Although it came out a couple of weeks ago that young Paris Jackson was named after the city where she was conceived, Paris Hilton is bragging that she’s the origin. 

• Brad Pitt says he’s 20 percent atheist and 80 percent agnostic, God love him. 

• Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is visiting with displaced families in Baghdad. Make that Baghmom. 

• Amy Winehouse wore her ballet slippers to court today to prove that at five-foot-two, she’s too short to have punched that fan. Huh.

• WOW staffer Travis DeCola spotted apparently now former hobo Joaquin Phoenix at a motorcycle shop in the Valley, looking like his old self – handsome, presentable, and clean-shaven.  

• Ed Westwick needs a hug. His buddy and roommate Chace Crawford has moved out of their digs and didn’t invite him to his birthday party. And he and girlfriend Jessica Szohr are currently not a happy couple.

• That hysterical Japanese girl who won a day with the Harry Potter gang had to smell her trembling fingers after touching Rupert Grint‘s eyelashes.