• David Beckham Denies Angelina Jolie Underwear Rumors. Best headline in recent memory. Story not so much.

• Renée Zellweger‘s chauffeur left her high and dry in the rain outside an East Hampton nightclub.  

• Tony Romo unceremoniously dropped Jessica Simpson like a hot tomato when he discovered messages on her phone from John Mayer.

• Roots star LeVar Burton was involved in a car crash with an old lady that damaged two other cars and sent both Burton and the lady to Cedars-Sinai. 

• Gosselin shocker! A pal of Jon Gosselin‘s girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, says Glassman is dating him simply to get famous.

• At a tea dance in East Hampton, actress Heather Matarazzo and playwright Caroline Murphy asked New York governor David Paterson if he would marry them and he said he’d love to. 

• Renewing their “Ow”s: David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette “will be doing Scream 4,” said David from inside his Plexiglas box over Madison Square Garden. (Forgot about that?) 

• Holly Montag says she is not dating her I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! castmate Sanjaya Malakar, but admits they’re thisclose.