• Jason Bateman was once a hardcore alcoholic drug addict.
• Rumer has it. And AnnaLynne McCord wants it.
• Dolce & Gabbana‘s publicist, Ali Wise, spent Monday night in jail after being arrested on felony computer-hacking charges. But in her defense, she got the fashion house’s name in the papers. Just doin’ her job.
• Too soon. Yesterday on Today, Michael Okwu listed Golden Girl‘s Betty White as one of the celebrities buried at Forest Lawn.
• Too soon. Fat cat Justin Timberlake plays golf like a pro.
• The Smurfs are set to be starred in their own live-action movie.
• Britney Spears appears to be taking over-the-counter diet pills washed down with Red Bull before her gigs.
• Jude Law set up his new girlfriend in a $970-a-night room at the boutique MyHotel in Brighton that comes furnished with a carousel horse.
• Actor/doorman Wass Stevens, who costarred in World Trade Center and The Wrestler, was charged and released last night after he allegedly beat a 24-year-old UC San Diego student with the metal end of a velvet rope outside Avenue in Manhattan.
