• You know what’s eerie? Michael Jackson will be buried without his brain and in Sidney Lumet’s 1978 The Wiz he played the Scarecrow.

• Lindsay Lohan turned down the Heather Graham role in The Hangover, because she thought the script “had no potential.” The movie has made $205 million to date. 

• Rachel Weisz wants Botox to be as illegal for actors as steroids are for athletes.  

• And speaking of Lindsay Lohan, that diamond jewelry she allegedly stole from the set of an Elle magazine shoot has been devalued from $400,000 to a paltry $38,000.

• Sam Lutfi is suing Britney’s mom Lynn Spears for defamation, claiming her book has caused him to fear for his life.

• It’s a miracle! Michael Jackson‘s face has appeared on a carne assada in Italy. 

• We’d rather have a public enema than have to watch Public Enemies again. Blurb that in your newspaper ads, Universal. 

• Rupert Grint says swine flu was no different from any other flu he’s had. Simply a bit of a sore throat and a lie-down.