• Somewhere there’s audition footage of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay‘s Ferrari at his house. She got the job.
• Emma Watson says kissing Rupert Grint was as horrible as kissing her brother and now she has the swine flu.
• Gossip Girl shocker: Blake Lively doesn’t diet.
• That clicky View-Master stereoscope toy might soon become a major Dreamworks movie – with “Transformers-style magic.” Seriously.
• Is Kristen Stewart pregnant with Robert Pattinson‘s baby?
• Michael Jackson‘s body will not be interred at Forest Lawn as previously announced. Word is, if a body does make the trip there, it will be a decoy. Perhaps one of the suicides. Oh, wait. Maybe this news item is a decoy.
• The Jackson memorial set back Los Angeles taxpayers $4 million.
• French tennis player Mathieu Montcourt was found dead in the stairwell of his Paris apartment by his girlfriend. He was 24.
• Daniel Craig‘s Quantum of Solace stunt double Stefano is engaged to Craig’s Quantum costar Gemma Arterton.
• Style shocker: Manbangs so 2008. Zac Efron, Chace Crawford, and Jared Leto lose their fringes.