• Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal did not get married before she died.  

• A family member is saying that it was an overdose in Michael Jackson‘s daily shot of Demerol at 11:30AM yesterday that caused his heart attack.

• Lou Reed had the bar closed during his Whitney Museum concert because he didn’t want to hear “the clinking of glasses.” Later, he told the audience to “shut the fuck up.” Entertaining them would do the trick, Lou. 

• Listen to yesterday’s 911 call from Michael Jackson’s house. 

• Once and for all, Jeff Goldblum is not dead.  Neither is Harrison Ford, who we heard Goldblum landed on when he fell off a cliff while making the movie Morning Glory. But kudos to the guy who came up with that.

• Madonna‘s new album of greatest hits (we’ll be the judge of that) with the slightly self-aggrandizing title Iconography, will drop in September and be her last for Warner Bros, 

• Eliot Spitzer‘s photo has been removed from the wall of Washington’s National Press Club, where it had hung with the likes of Dolly Parton, Fran Drescher, and Sam Waterston. “It’s now in the archives,” said a spokesperson. 

• If she wants it, Debbie Rowe could get full custody of Prince, Paris, and Blanket.  

 • Joanna Garcia, star of the canceled Privileged, has signed on to Gossip Girl for a four-ep arc as Bree Buckley, the girlfriend of Chace Crawford‘s Nate Archibald, starting September 14. She’s “slightly evil.” 

• Ten-year-old Anderson Cooper went to Studio 54 with Michael Jackson. OK, relax that eyebrow. 

• Wowlebrity Chloë Sevigny hosted the Nightlife Preservation Community launch party last night at M2 in New York, wearing a T-shirt that said “Save the Beatrice,” her brother Paul‘s club that was shut down by the city. 

• “I can’t stop crying,” says Diana Ross. “I can’t stop crying,” says Madonna. Somebody should check on them.