• A plea deal has been reached in the Chris Brown case. Brown will plead guilty to a felony and get six months jail time or community service, domestic violence counseling, and five years’ formal probation. 

• Perez Hilton sez he was left bleeding after being beaten up by Will.I.Am at last night’s Much Music Video Awards in Toronto. The Black Eyed Pea sez he didn’t do it. The police say it was the Peas’ general manager Polo Molina. Tomato, tomahto.

• Also in Toronto, Lady GaGa‘s tits exploded. 

• Comic actress Anna Faris married Parks & Recreations costar Chris Pratt in Maui on Saturday. His first, her second. 

• Now that she’s fighting to stay alive, Farrah Fawcett finally has given in to Ryan O’Neal‘s persistent asking and agreed to marry him. “We will, as soon as she can say yes,” O’Neal told Barbara Walters. “Maybe we can just nod her head.”

• Zach Braff got his picture taken dry-eyed at the Wailing Wall yesterday.

• State troopers on Route 27 in the Hamptons pulled over Sarah Jessica Parker‘s Mercedes minivan the other night because she was driving with the headlights off. “But officer,” she said, whinnying softly, “it’s a brand-new car and I don’t know how to turn them on.”