• Perhaps because he’s the only cute guy in town who’s not seeing anyone at the moment, Chace Crawford made the top of People‘s hottest bachelors list. 

• Rihanna and hip-hopper Drake were “attached at the hip” the whole night after attending a screening of Year One in New York. The one-named two “are definitely together,” said a source. 

• Victoria Beckham has had those two half grapefruits with nipples surgically removed from her chest, explaining she was sick of her WAG look. “I’m completely natural,” she said back in 2003, denying with her usual poker face her history of implants.

• The Hills‘ Stephanie Pratt says costar Lauren Conrad caused her to become bulimic. 

• Sean Penn has withdrawn from film, pulling out of his upcoming projects The Three Stooges and Cartel, citing personal reasons. Expect him to grow a hobo beard, don shades, and start rapping at your local. We’re just sayin’. It’s still only the tip of the iceberg.  

• Er, Sam and Lindsay are not together again.  

• The death of Patrick Farrow, the older brother of Mia Farrow, has been ruled a suicide by self-inflicted bullet to the head. Why cops couldn’t figure that out right away is puzzling. But at least they didn’t speculate he might have been playing Russian Roulette by himself. (Local remembrance)

• Drunk and dancing out of control at New York’s Avenue club Monday night, Justin Timberlake was photographed canoodling with a female who was not his girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan was so shocked she had to tweet.  

• Billy Joel, 60, and his wife Katie Lee, 27, have split after five years of marriage. Who could have seen that coming?