• Zachary Quinto couldn’t make his fingers do the Vulcan “live long and prosper” salute for the new Star Trek movie, so director JJ Abrams glued his fingers together. 

• Paula Abdul denies everything. 

•  Daisy de la Hoya, Rock of Love 2 runner-up, was rushed to the hospital early this morning after friends called 911 and reported a possible overdose.

• Four out of five moms would leave their children in the care of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi. 

• Kim Kardashian‘s ass exceeded the weight limit for the elevator at a party space in Tribeca.

• Susan Boyle will be guesting on Monday’s Oprah.

• Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “definitely into each other” at the party at Table 8 for Aniston’s Management movie.

• Adding insult to obesity: Jenny spokesbody Valerie Bertinelli has invited Jenny fail Kirstie Alley to work out with her.

• Golden G-String-winner, porn star Stormy Daniels, is planning to compete for the US Senate seat in Louisiana against Republican incumbant David Vitter, linked two years ago to a Washington, DC, prosty ring. Her campaign slogan? Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly.