• Actress Elisha Cuthbert reveals the inner monologue she experienced when she walked into oncoming traffic in New York City and was hit by a car: “Oh my God, I’m in the middle of an intersection and they’ve got a green light and I decided to cross,” etc. Good sense-memory stuff, for sure. (Source)

• Ember alert. The flame in her heart for him finally extinguished, Kate Moss torches love letters from Pete Doherty. (Source)

• “We are not amused.” Turns out the BBC manipulated its documentary footage of the Queen of England after she was asked to remove her crown for a VF photo; b-roll of her entering was fudged to look like she was leaving in a royal snit. (Source)

• Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams told delegates yesterday at the International Women’s Peace Conference that “right now, I could kill George Bush.” It got her a standing ovation and a lot of threats, and she apologized today. Peace will out when you’ve won the prize. (Source)

• Prune Spice aka Victoria Beckham has promised to smile more in her campaign to win over the Yanks. “I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile. But I’m actually quite the opposite.” What’s the opposite of a cow? (Source)