• Always on the cutting edge, Lisa Rinna insists she had swine flu before anyone else – even before there was a swine flu.

• Dogfight ringleader Michael Vick is in talks to become a PETA spokesman. 

• Las Vegas Entertainer of the Year 11 times in a row, musical impressionist Danny Gans, 52, died in his sleep this morning.

• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated being married for one year with a four-foot-high cake.

• It’s not known if Queen Elizabeth II was in residence when a couple stripped down and had sex on the lawn at Windsor Castle in full view of nearby hotels and pubs. 

• Kelis, seven months pregnant, has filed for divorce from Nas. 

• Nicole Kidman revealed to Easy Living mag that her job while married to Tom Cruise was to “put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard.” (Frankly, the girl can’t put two words together coherently in public, so we get it.) 

• Access Hollywood rates Scarlett Johansson‘s rack as the best bust in the biz, better than Jessica Simpson‘s and Salma Hayak‘s.