• Ashlee Simpson moves to Melrose Place. 

• Octomom‘s latest publicist quits, claiming, “This woman is nuts.”

• Prince Harry spends the night with a dead-ringer for ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy. 

• Tori Spelling demonstrated her Potty Dance to Rachael Ray. 

• New bio on Gypsy Rose Lee asserts the famous stripper was a lesbian, killed a man by pushing him out a window, and shot a woman. 

• The Dharma initiative. 

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up again.

• Julien’s Auction House intends to proceed with selling the contents of Michael Jackson‘s Neverland Ranch (including this unsettling poem) next month despite Jackson’s lawsuit to stop it.  

• Jessica Simpson squeezes back into her Daisy Dukes. 

•  Chris Brown wants to cop a plea to misdemeanor with no jail time.