• Ashlee Simpson moves to Melrose Place.
• Octomom‘s latest publicist quits, claiming, “This woman is nuts.”
• Prince Harry spends the night with a dead-ringer for ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
• Tori Spelling demonstrated her Potty Dance to Rachael Ray.
• New bio on Gypsy Rose Lee asserts the famous stripper was a lesbian, killed a man by pushing him out a window, and shot a woman.
• The Dharma initiative.
• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up again.
• Julien’s Auction House intends to proceed with selling the contents of Michael Jackson‘s Neverland Ranch (including this unsettling poem) next month despite Jackson’s lawsuit to stop it.
• Jessica Simpson squeezes back into her Daisy Dukes.
• Chris Brown wants to cop a plea to misdemeanor with no jail time.
