• Jennifer Aniston is “totally over Brad.”
• Lauren Conrad is leaving The Hills; sadly, not until next season.
• Actress Lucy Liu makes art under the name Yu Ling. Her latest piece, a big acrylic of two people kissing, is priced at $28,000.
• Radiohead disses Miley Cyrus, refusing to meet her.
• Miley Cyrus disses the Jonas Brothers, refusing to see their movie.
• Coming in September: The Beatles: Rock Band.
• Joe Francis and Brody Jenner get into a bar fight after Francis accidentally hits Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole in the head.
• London goes mental over Michael Jackson as he announces his final 10 shows there.
• Vince Vaughn is engaged to his Canadian real-estate agent girlfriend Kyla Weber.
• How SNL‘s Coneheads came to be.
• MIA names her baby boy Ickitt.
• Drunk hotel chef Aaron Billington admits to smashing the windows of the rare Ferrari Enzo belonging to Jamiriquai’s Jay Kay because the rocker made “deeply offensive remarks.”
