• Danny Boyle‘s Oscar is already the worse for wear. 

• Vanity Fair will be taking all the funny out of humor in its April “Comedy” ish, judging by this behind-the-scenes clip.

• There’s an uprising on the set of Sarah Silverman‘s show on Comedy Central.   

• Oh, yeah, Rihanna and Chris are back together, staying at Puffy’s place. Already last year’s news. 

• Mischa Barton is likely to turn up on the new Melrose Place.  

• ABC suits tell Rob Lowe he’s getting too tanned for Brothers & Sisters. 

• The jury has retired to decide the fate of Karl Bishop, the 19-year-old accused of stabbing to death Harry Potter actor Rob Knox (pictured) last May in a dispute over a cell phone at a bar in a London suburb.

• Jennifer Aniston wants to be a Bond girl.