• Party Monster alum Wilmer Valderrama may be sticking it to Pink, if you can believe the Nat’l Enquirer. 

• Kanye West plans to work out for two months, then pose naked and “break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.” In one swell foop.

• A Bronx Tale costar and recurring Sopranos player, Lillo Brancato Jr, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for his involvement in the 2005 killing of a Bronx cop.

• The City star James “Neven” Donohue has a warrant out for his 2007 arrest for trying to pay a female cop Oxycontin in lieu of money for oral sex. 

•  Charles Barkley‘s blood alcohol level was .149 when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Arizona last month. 

• As Barbara Walters is giving Patrick Swayze the treatment on 20/20 tonight, the star will be checked into the hospital getting treatment for pneumonia brought on by chemotherapy.   

•  A pack of cigarettes hurled in anger at the head of Stone Temple Pilots’ recovering drug addict Scott Weiland by his female companion at an LA cafe this week missed its mark and landed on TV producer Darren Star‘s table. 

• Free TV is a right, right?