• Ex and the City. Sarah Jessica Parker is walking out on cheating husband Matthew Broderick and moving into her own digs. 

• What rhymes with “dry heave”? Jennifer Aniston wrote John Mayer a love poem for Christmas and he turned it into a song. 

• But it wasn’t enough. Willie Ames of the sitcoms Charles in Charge and Eight Is Enough tried to suicide with booze, pills, and a knife to the neck when his wife filed for divorce. 

• Fat chance. New research says having a huge ass is a healthy choice for women.

• Review this. Josh Brolin is an actor who reads his reviews and will call a critic like, say, Ben Brantley a motherfucker on stage at the New York Film Critics Circle awards ceremony if he’s had a few earlier in the evening, bless him. 

• Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes is not enrolled in Manhattan’s Professional Children’s School to study acting. Too young, says Madge.

• Cindy Crawford has forbidden her daughter Kaya to watch Hannah Montana for fear she’ll become as “sassy” as Miley Cyrus. “I don’t let anyone talk to me like that,” says Crawford. “I’ll certainly not take it from a seven-year-old in my own house.”

• Fantastic Four‘s Chris Evans fears he’ll be pegged a homo if he’s seen in public with his gay younger brother Scott.

• Hand to God, “I’ve only had sex with a couple of guys,” says Paris Hilton.