• Jodie Foster gets clocked speeding, argues it must be a radar gun malfunction, gets ticket.
• Ed McMahon, 85, has pneumonia and is in the ICU at a Los Angeles hospital. His condition is serious.
• Salma Hayek spent her honeymoon with Alec Baldwin.
• Jake Gyllenhaal and Jim Carrey will star in a remake of the 1958 film based on the 1955 Broadway musical Damn Yankees, about a suburban man who bargains with the devil to help his favorite baseball team.
• Recent photograph of Rihanna in a bikini on the beach at Punta Mita, Mexico, surfaces.
• Axl Rose calls Slash “a cancer,” essentially putting the kibosh on any further discussion of getting even a makeshift Guns N’ Roses back together.
• “Explain to me why we are sleeping here with a front door that any nut can open (it doesn’t lock),” John Lennon wrote in a note to the management of the Dakota six months before he was murdered there. “People know I’m here.”