• Are Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood attached again? 

• Lesser-known Hilton sister, Nicky, placed a homeless man under a citizen’s arrest after he pushed her to the ground at an IHOP in West Hollywood. True story.

• Audrina Patridge‘s house got robbed on Oscar night, She has surveillance footage of the perps. OK, remind us who Audrina Patridge is. Anyone know?

• Salman Rushdie slags Slumdog Millionaire. 

• Indie queen Parker Posey left a $50 tip for two $10 glasses of (house?) wine at a Manhattan restaurant on Saturday. She was hot for the bartender.

• Hugh Hefner is panting to get Kate Winslet‘s golden globes on the cover of Playboy with an Oscar-worthy spread inside.

• Rescued actor seeks rescue dog. Mickey Rourke is looking to replace his recently departed Chihuahua this week. New pup will be named Oscar. 

• Yesterday, Barack Obama and Joe Biden met with movie star George Clooney to discuss the humanitarian crisis in Darfur. Meanwhile, it’s said the president is eager to see Slumdog Millionaire.

• Andy Richter set to be Conan O’Brien‘s announcer on the new Tonight show. Ahhh, now all’s right with the world. 

• 65-year-old actor-playwright Sam Shepard was caught pawing artist Julian Schnabel‘s 26-year-old daughter Stella at a trendy New York nightspot.