On April 1, probably not coincidentally April Fools Day, WWE owner Vince McMahon and billionaire blowhard Donald Trump will each have a wrestler compete on his behalf in the “Battle of the Billionaires” at WrestleMania 23 in Detroit. And they have more than money resting on the outcome. If Umaga wins, McMahon will shave Trump’s nasty head; if Bobby Lashley wins, Trump will take the shears to McMahon. Both parties seem confident, although we think McMahon spoke for all of us when he said, “Hopefully, I’ll have really dull scissors so I can yank the rest of it out that I can’t cut.” (Source; photos Abaca Press)