Zombies. Have the movies got it all wrong? James thinks they have. Zombie talk and more zombie talk. Emmys. Candice Bergen. Helen Mirren. Calista Flockhart’s teeth. Kyra Sedgwick. Julia-Louis Dreyfus. ET. Jeremy Piven and Billy Bush. Joan Collins. Charlile’s Angels. Tori Spelling. TV reporters acting like stars with schtick. Mark McGrath. Simon Cowell’s cowfaced girlfriend. The View women as the Witches of Eastwick. Meredith Viera is warm breakfast muffins, says Fenton. She’s yogurt, Nutella, and honey. George Bush is the Stacey Q of politics! We will see Katie’s legs when she reads the news, promises Randy. Kyle XY and Kyle XY. Are Matt Dallas and Wentworth Miller an item? If Kyle XY doesn’t have a belly button, says Fenton, perhaps he doesn’t have an asshole either. Vanished. Prison Break. Actors like William Fichtner hopping from one show to another without a grace period. James Woods is a little delusional. The unseemly tragedy of poor Tara Reid at the velvet rope. Paris’ album. Nicole Richie in Lionel’s video. The extraordinary semireenactment of Celine Dion’s show in Las Vegas. James explains Michael Jackson explained on VH1. High School Musical. Slutty vs wholesome. The increase of extreme body types. David Hockney’s mother. And no mention of Oprah.

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