For a music video to support a track off her forthcoming album, Paris Hilton writhes around in the Malibu sand, absurdly trying to be sexy. It’s going to take a savvy editor to make anything that’s not embarrassingly hilarious out of this raw sewage footage. And the song sounds so bland it’s bound to be a monster hit with the kids. When you watch this clip from TMZ, keep in mind that the noise you hear accompanying Hilton arriving on set or getting in a car is not that of cicadas chirping in the wilds of Malibu – it’s paparazzi. Oh, and those red arrows (provided by TMZ, not us) are to indicate a wardrobe malfunction during the improvised choreography.