The Smoking Gun reports that Thomas Morgan, 42, was arrested on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge after he was found measuring his penis with a homemade cardboard ruler while at a urinal inside a college library bathroom.
Morgan, cops say, was inside a restroom when he “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness who was using a urinal in the bathroom.” Morgan then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint.
The victim told a cop that Morgan subsequently “made a comment regarding his size.” The man added that atop two of the urinals there were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.”
The victim told police that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing the defendant’s “semi erect penis.”
Seems a lot of hullabaloo over nothing if you ask me. A man’s penis was out at a urinal, oh dear. And he was feeling curious as to the size. As if you’ve never.
I think the REAL crime here is that the story doesn’t tell us how big the Thomas’ penis actually was! That’s just sloppy journalism.
Morgan was booked into the Johnson County jail last night and released shortly before midnight after posting $1000 bond. The Iowa City resident, who is scheduled for a September 23 District Court preliminary hearing, has been ordered to have no contact with the victim.