Seems the Jonas Brothers can’t keep track of their underpants of late. During their recent tour, the sibs began noticing their stylin’ boxer shorts mysteriously disappearing from their dressing rooms. Of course, the boys thought it was a prank at first, perpetrated by someone on the crew – possibly, you know, a latently homosexual roadie or the like. But then the chilling notes started showing up in the boys’ garment bags. “Your undies are safe with us,” they said, and were signed “The Undie Snatchers!” Yikes! Girls! That one bro, you know, the “funny” one, presumably didn’t fancy girl groupies sniffing his shorts, so the boys had a family meeting and voted to tighten security and hire extra brawn to guard their dainties. Call it a modern, minor Boxer Rebellion. (Nat’l Enquirer via Cele|bitchy)