The celebrity clusterfuck known as New York Fashion week merrily rolled along this weekend. This is what I witnessed on my Instagram feed (as I sat home eating Milanos): PAPER mag’s Mr Mickey writes “Ya know, hanging with @justinbieber at @openingceremony,” Courtney Love posted this pic of her and Gaga at the V party, supermodel Doutzen Kroes crows: “Epic Moment #lindaevangelista photographing me on the street,” Rachel Zoe and the inimitable DVF at Rachel’s FW Show, Colton Haynes writes: “Wit my supermodel beauty @brittsnowhuh … we r makin the most of our time away from @tylerl_hoechlin … but wish he was wit us! #DVF #nyfw,” Misshapes deejay Leigh Lezark has a “fashion cronut” at Opening Ceremony, Courtney hangs with Paris and Nicky, front row family Julia Restoin and mom Carine Roitfeld, Joey Arias and Lady Bunny flank Mao Padilla, Mao hangs with the world’s most fabulous octogenarian Iris Apfel, the legendary Bill Cunningham, and Janice Dickenson outside the DVF show.