I’m sort of crushing on Rand Paul’s son

Republican boys are totally cute, it’s just a fact. They have rich-boy hair and rich-boy skin and they always smell so nice. Like guest bathroom soap and weed. And I find the young scions of political dynasties to be especially hot. Just look at pretty pretty party-boy Patrick Schwarzenegger. Now THERE’S your heir to the Republican throne, right there. Hubba hubba. So if anything can be salvaged from this mess of an election, remember: Arrogant, rich, white men ALWAYS have beautiful, entitled brats as children, and at the VERY LEAST that will keep us entertained until Hilary vs Sarah 2012. Watch the video and then tell me that Young Mr Rand is not a total playa douchebag who isn’t going to take complete advantage of his new position. I think I love him. Hell, if push came to shove, I’d probably do Rand Paul as well. Politics aside, of course. Don’t hold it against me.