Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle says the city has a problem with “homosexual activity” in public restrooms and has devised a plan to stop it – robotic toilets that allow occupants only a short time to conduct their business before the door automatically springs open. “We’re trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act,” Naugle said. He wants to install the first robotoilet in the parking lot at what is considered the city’s gay beach. “The homosexual newspaper said it’s the ‘gay parking lot,'” an enlightened Naugle said. “That’s not me saying that. That’s what they said. I don’t use the word ‘gay.’ I use the word ‘homosexual.’ Most of them aren’t gay. They’re unhappy.” No word on how long a typical toilet encounter between two gays usually lasts, but Dean Trantalis, an openly gay former member of the City Commission, said, “I’m not an expert on public toilet sex, but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds.” (Source; t/y Eduardo)