I haven’t seen The Shape of Water yet, but I’ve done a couple double-takes at the trailer. The movie, about a lonely janitor who forms a unique relationship with an amphibious creature that is being held in captivity, stars Doug Jones as the the hunky Amphibious Man. Does that name ring any bells? It should, because it’s the SAME Doug Jones who set your teenage loins ablaze as Billy Butcherson in the iconic Hocus Pocus
The perfect ’90s boyfriend!
The look! The hair! The outfit! SQUEEEEAL!
And now he’s being re-introduced to a new generation of stans. I love it.