Moye’s back! James goes OFF on his pronunciation of “Miu Miu” at last week’s gathering. Now that Janet Jackson’s weighing in at 166 pounds, is it possible that she released that fanny-patting video herself and is behind the rumor of her 18-year-old daughter – both weapons of mass distraction? Fat-suit Tyra. Kate Hudson’s eating disorder. Prison Break. Puggles. Maureen Dowd and Judith Miller. Trading Spouses. TV’s shameful practice of teasing the teases. Ashlee Simpson’s drunk-at-McDonald’s video. Ashlee vs Jessica. Clutterbusting. Irritantes are the new celebutantes. “Hung Up.” Guy wanting Madge to dress her age, which James figures is 52. In her “Hung Up” video, is Madonna repeating Cher’s age-inappropriate “If I Could Turn Back Time” video? Should celebrities be carbon-dated? The frog on Joaquin Phoenix’s head.