Over the weekend, The Sun reported that last month doctors at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles found areas of skin cancer on Michael Jackson’s upper body and pre-cancerous cells on his face. But the Gloved One was assured the cancers are treatable and he would be able to perform his 50 sold-out shows at London’s O2 Arena, beginning in July, gigs which will earn him hundreds of millions of dollars. (The FDA says that bleaching can be a cause of skin cancer.) 

However, Jackson’s spokesman, Dr Tohme Tohme told the NY Daily News that the singer is in “the best of health” and “doesn’t have any diseases whatsoever.”