Some studied chaos and an appreciation of James’ garish shirt. Fenton literally phones in his participation. He’s in blighty. A discussion of Today‘s Katie Couric and her D&G coat and adventure with pooping pigeons in Milan leads, as you might expect, to further discourse on pooh: a Brit pol who gets poohed on by rent boys, self-loathing gay moguls who like to get poohed on, and who is this “father of the famous actress who has a blind vagina” Randy speaks of? Pamela Anderson and Kanye West. Movie directors and drag. The transgendering trend. Gender fuck in your forties. Paris Hilton lookalike crashing fashion shows and taking the other Hilton’s swag. The Da Vinci Code movie and (spoiler alert) the code fully explained by the Pod Squad! Faith Hill and Tim McGraw. Dave Chappelle short-circuited by Oprah on Oprah. Vanity Fair‘s Hollywood issue cover and why is Tom Ford on it? Nick Lachey. Drew Lachey. Crumbs. Fred Savage. Fake bomber. Fenton, in London, says America is no longer the ultimate destination for Europeans. Ironically, Fenton became a US citizen last year. “Shows up too late, stays too long,” appraises Randy, making the statement a kind of WOW sing-along slogan.