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Much to Denise Brown’s chagrin, OJ Simpson’s tell-how manuscript, If I Did It, detailing the details of his killing her sister and Ron Goldman, will finally be published by Beaufort Books, with profits going to the Goldman family, who are owed well over $33 million by Simpson in wrongful-death damages. Brown said she was “shocked and horrified” and couldn’t bear that her sister’s two children “will have to be subjected to this step-by-step manual on how their mother and her friend Ron were murdered.” But they don’t have to be upset by it. If you recall, not long ago WOW TV began a series in which Sparkle the Clown’s animated enthusiasm puts a childlike spin on the events as he reads from the previously leaked manuscript. Sparkle makes OJ sound like a mischievous Eloise.