It’s been many long years since a new boy band has swept the globe, setting our hearts ablaze with floppy hair, youthful shenanigans, and sexually non-threatening good looks. Leave it to super-producer Simon Cowell, though, to fill the void left by One Direction. His new pre-fab fivesome some is PRETTYMUCH and they are pretty much EVERYTHING (see what I did there?). Brandon! Nick! Zion! Austin! and Edwin! AKA The One Most Likely to Go Solo! The Boy’s Boy! The Ethnically Diverse One! The Weird One Who Can Harmonize! and The Dreamy One with the Puppydog Eyes! Watch them perform on GMA, below.
And if you’re STILL not sure who’s who, watch this TRL breakdown as the boys play a quick game of “Most Like To” (As in: Which one is most likely to wear a robe all day? Pee on the seat? Stink up the house? – YES EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN DYING TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE NEW BAND!) below: