I LOVE mistaken lyrics. When my little sister was about four, we were riding in the car with my mom when that song “Everytime You Go Away” by Paul Young came on the radio. My little sister was belted at the top of her lungs, “Every time you go away/you take a piece of meat with you.” It was so cute and so hilarious. Another time, one of my friends thought the Rolling Stone’s “Beast of Burden” was “Big Suburban.” What a dumdum. Check out these pint glasses with mistaken lyrics.

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