I have a new crush! Finally! And this time, it’s a GIRL. (Does this make me lesbianic?) Yeah, so whatever, Andy Samberg. Go have fun with that stupid whore, Kirsten Dunst. You and your rhyming skillz are so 2005. Jim Halpert from The Office, we’ll talk later. I still heart you.
Anyway, I may be super fast on the intarnets, but I’m always a little behind in what’s hot on television (oh, the irony). Anyway, my friends and I have been giant nerds lately and have really gotten into Battlestar Galactica. They’re nerds to be begin with, but me? I am always up for reliving my sci-fi/fantasy days (seriously, though, they’re way over. Ender’s Game, what? Anne McCaffrey, who?) and also because I knew the show featured some awesome Asian girl.
But hot damn! Grace Park is H.O.T. She looks like the girl who could have sat next to me in my SAT study group, or waiting in line with me at my piano recitals, or turned bright red with me every time we did shots of tequila, or even argued against the professor in my Ethnic Studies class on the Asian American diaspora in contemporary society (I don’t know what that means, either). My point is that Grace looks just like any other cute Asian girl, which makes her hotter than ever, and I would gladly break up with my boyfriend to make out with her. Just kidding!!! No!!! Seriously!!! I don’t really mean that!!!
(By the way, Grace, please email me. I don’t care if you’re a Cylon. I know you know how to love.)
It’s just too bad she’s Korean.
– Moye Ishimoto