I’m truly sorry about this, really I am. Two 1D posts, and it’s only noon. But this one was unavoidable, I swear. The One Direction boys were on a yacht somewhere yesterday… Harry went swimming… and Tumblr WENT FREAKIN’ BANANAS. Every site is wall-to-wall Harry. Harry in his swimming trunks, Harry with wet hair, Harry with dry hair, Harry with a towel, Harry taking a dive, Harry in the water, Harry out of the water. I would be remiss if I didn’t share it with you. And I realize we’re reaching the saturation point here at the WOW Report, but the tsunami of 1D press is really only beginning. So again, I’m sorry. But in the meantime, please to enjoy some Wet Harry action. He does seem to enjoy his new-found fame, doesn’t he?

UPDATE: Yes, it’s true. Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. Harry has four nipples. He theorizes to Now Daily: “I think I must have been a twin, but then the other one went away and left its nipples behind.” Awwww.