I have loved Matt Damon like no other lover, ever since the lime green Speedo incident in The Talented Mr. Ripley. I have sat through every boring Bourne movie. I was the only person in the theater at The Brothers Grimm. I even saw Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, just to listen to his voice. But I will not be attending this movie. No, I will not. Somebody has to make a stand against this sort of lazy advertising. I’m sick and tired of these damn movie posters popping up every couple of months. It was cute the first time. Now it’s just irritating. Get it through your heads: No more faux-naïfs staring off into the distance! No more halo effects around the star! No more retro hairdos or ironic moustaches! No more goofy grins! Just STOPIT!STOPIT!STOPIT! (t/y Steven)