This is what a TMZ clip might have looked like in 1968. The unedited, time-coded footage shows faded star Joan Crawford arriving at the airport, drunk, in a wheelchair, with two “smashed ankles” (which we think would make a great name for a cocktail). There’s not much clamor for autographs, and only a few photographers. A man with a microphone asks her a series of uninteresting, repetitive questions, mainly about her injuries, which 63-year-old Crawford answers haphazardly, trying to stay focused. She tells what she can remember about the careers of her four children, and pretends a wee bit too hard to love the children in the airport. Depressingly fascinating. (t/y Rohan)