Lather up, ladies! It’s our weekly roundup of the most SCINTILLATING hunks ON THE PLANET, after the jump! This week: Rami Malek, Tom Hardy, Lucky Blue Smith, Drake, and…. former dork Will Poulter?! Whaaaaaaat?

Bug-eyed bae Rami Malek spotted leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. And PLEASE tell me you’ve started watching Mr Robot…. It’s really THE BEST THING ON TELEVISION…. And he’s THE BRIGHTEST STAR in the hollywood firmament, BAR NONE. Get on board, people. The Rami train is leaving the station and you don’t want to be left behind on this one.

Whatwhatwhat is going on here? Why would white-hot model-of-the-moment Lucky Blue Smith trade in his luscious blond locks for a muddy brown ‘do? Check him out during Men’s Fashion Week in Milan walking for Etro and DSquared2 – and ask yourself: Is he still IT? Is he still THIS DECADE’S GOLDEN BOY? Does he have what it takes to stay on top of the cut-throat world of male modeling… with that dishwater dull hair? I don’t know anymore. I. Just. Don’t. Know.

Former Downton Abbey star Dan Stevens arrives at the Girogio Armani show looking foooooooiiiiiiine AF.

Drake and beard seen arriving at The Nice Guy through back door in Hollywood.

Italian actor Giacomo Gianniotti (swoooooon!) attends the Ermenegildo Zegna show in Milan.

Well THIS is an interesting update: Will Poulter (the dorky kid from We’re the Millers, remember?) at the UK premiere of The Revenant in Leicester Square, looking decidedly less dorky. I think he might end up being a bit of a sex symbol in a few years. GOOD FOR HIM!

… and Tom Hardy at the UK premiere of The Revenant. “Nuff said.

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)