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How to Wash Your Hands, As Demonstrated by Sisqó, Gloria Gaynor, and Charo

By James St. James on March 13, 2020 10:55 am

In case you haven’t gotten the message yet: THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT THOUGH THIS CRISIS IS TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND STOP TOUCHING YOUR DAMN FACE. For those of you who STILL need a lesson on how to accomplish that, let a trio of superstars lead the way.

Fist up, thong-enthusiast and late ’90s superstar Sisqó who has reinvented himself as a hand washing expert, sings his big hit while lathering up in a new Twitter video.

Everybody: “She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck/Boys like whut, whut, whut…”

The most effective way to wash your hands 😂 stay clean my friends #coronavirus #COVID pic.twitter.com/k1rkcoGyNg

— SisQó (@OfficialSisQo) March 11, 2020

Not to be outdone, ’70s disco diva Gloria Gaynor shows us that if you sing about surviving you might actually survive.

So… everybody sing along: “Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die?/Oh no, not I/I will survive/oh as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive, I’ve got all my life to live…:

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And finally, wowlebrity/forever icon Charo (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTW!) suggests that we adorably replace the old “One Mississippi, two Mississippi” standard of counting with “Uno coochie-coochie, dos coochie-coochie, tres coochie-coochie…” I LOVE IT!

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Stay clean and carry on!

(Sisqo photo: Avalon)

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