In case you haven’t gotten the message yet: THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT THOUGH THIS CRISIS IS TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND STOP TOUCHING YOUR DAMN FACE. For those of you who STILL need a lesson on how to accomplish that, let a trio of superstars lead the way.
Fist up, thong-enthusiast and late ’90s superstar Sisqó who has reinvented himself as a hand washing expert, sings his big hit while lathering up in a new Twitter video.
Everybody: “She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck/Boys like whut, whut, whut…”
The most effective way to wash your hands 😂 stay clean my friends #coronavirus #COVID pic.twitter.com/k1rkcoGyNg— SisQó (@OfficialSisQo) March 11, 2020
Not to be outdone, ’70s disco diva Gloria Gaynor shows us that if you sing about surviving you might actually survive.
So… everybody sing along: “Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die?/Oh no, not I/I will survive/oh as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive, I’ve got all my life to live…:
And finally, wowlebrity/forever icon Charo (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTW!) suggests that we adorably replace the old “One Mississippi, two Mississippi” standard of counting with “Uno coochie-coochie, dos coochie-coochie, tres coochie-coochie…” I LOVE IT!
Stay clean and carry on!
(Sisqo photo: Avalon)