It was reported today that Tom and Katie have spent $3.2 million on little Suri Cruise’s wardrobe, commissioning the world’s top fashion names to custom-make outfits for their toddler.

An insider told British newspaper, the Sun: “They really splurge on Suri.” The pair’s pal Victoria Beckham is also said to have asked Roberto Cavalli to make a dress for Suri.

The source added: “Suri is very vocal when it comes to outfits. She’s rarely seen in anything twice.” Hmmmmm. Sounds like they are raising a little monster. And as fabulous as they might think it is to play dress-up with their little mini-fashionista, I don’t know that these are the types of stories Tom and Katie need to be putting out there right now. When the revolution comes – AND IT WILL – people will be calling for Suri’s head on pike. I’m pissed at her just reading this story. Why, look at that snotty expression! I want to slap it off her face and make her wear a potato sack for a year! And I’ll tell you what: When her REAL dad decides to get custody of her, she’s not going to have it quite so posh. So enjoy it now, Missy!