Homo throws how? Oh, well of COURSE pretty-boy Mario Lopez is heterosexual. He makes sure he tells us EVERY SINGLE NIGHT on Extra. (Although his new game “Wed, bed, or shed?” is so misogynistic, it makes me think he’s hiding something… just sayin.) Anyway, yesterday he threw the first pitch out at Dodger’s stadium and Tommy Lasorda was there to give him a few pointers. I can’t help but laugh at this pic. He sure looks like A BIG OLD HOMO, don’t he? I mean, that’s exactly how I would throw a ball. And that perfectly coifed, perfectly arched brow– priceless. If AC Slater ever decides to switch sides, we can all point to this picture and scream: I KNEW IT!