“Hey, girl. Just texting and walking around shirtless. How ’bout you?” Derek arrives for week three rehearsals at the Dancing with the Stars studio. Shirtless, of course. Urgh. He’s such cornball. WHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH? Put a shirt on, you idiot. You KNOW there’s going to be paparazzi waiting for you, this is the WORST kind of attention-mongering. Yuck. Yum. I’M SO CONFLICTED. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)