Umph. All the most scrumptious dudes walking the red carpet atTCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood for the Need for Speed premiere, after the jump.
1. The absolutely magnificent Aaron Paul. Not quite sure I’m prepared to let go of Jesse Pinkman just yet. Don’t know if I accept him as another character, but it sure is nice to see his face show up on my news feed again.
2. Matt Lanter, Matt Lanter, Matt Lanter. So excruciatingly bad on 90210. Really, just a mush-mouthed non-presence. Thank GOD it’s over and I don’t have to watch anymore. But then the THE MOST MIRACULOUS THING HAPPENED. He was cast in Star Crossed, the new CW show that’s part District 9, part Romeo and Juliet, and ALL KINDS OF WONDERFUL. And suddenly he’s ELECTRIFYING. Like a young Marlon Brando, I am not making this up. You can’t take your eyes off of him and his goofy little Eddie Munster hairdo and ink blot tattoos. I just love him. You check him out, Mondays at 8. What else are you doing then?
3. Chris D’Elia. You know: The guy from Whitney. Ohhhh yeah. I’d totally do him. I’d do him five ways to Monday. Ten ways to Monday? Not sure I really know that expression. Whatever. I’d just do naughty things to that man.
4. And darling Corbin Bleu, fresh off his stint on One Life to Live. The WEB version. That got cancelled. Wah wah. Looking for the next gig. Working that red carpet crowd. Working those paparazzi. “It’s the kid from High School Musical!” they say. “Over here! Over Here!” And, oh, that feels good. The flash. It feels like home. Makes you forget the bills, the the agent that avoids your calls, that fucking Zac Efron movie that’s coming out next month…. Just for a second it’s 2007 again. But don’t worry baby. Don’t worry Corbin. It’s coming. It’s right around the corner. You’ll find success. It’ll find you. You’re in it for the long haul. You’ll be around when the rest of these CW twinks are long gone.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)